You Don't Mess With The Zohan

This is the story of Israeli secret agent Zohan (Adam Sandler) who fakes his own death to pursue his dreams of becoming a hair stylist in the US of A. As Zohan makes out with his old women clients in the back room of his saloon, his cover is finally blown. So, he must protect his newfound career, yes; guess what, in the funniest way possible.

In the first 15 minutes you see Zohan performing his superhuman abilities to show his manliness. He plays ping pong, engages in crazy sexual acts and catches the bad guys!

The film seems to promise a whole new genre of comedy but the silly jibes that follow thereafter are simply stupid. The storyline also seems attractive but as the film rolls on to show the Arab-Israeli conflict along with Zohan’s love interest one can easily spot the end of the story.

The stunts and sounds work but the cinematography that apes Agent 007 films fails miserably.

In fact it is blunt. The jokes on people from the Middle East however have their own charm, though. In addition, the happy ending in every scene, like the 80s comedy shows, may well go well with some.

Sadly, it’s easy to mess with Adam Sandler’s You Don’t Mess With The Zohan. Special appearances by Kevin James, Mariah Carey and Kevin Nealon reminds one of some B-grade Bollywood films where you need a star guest to light up the screen space a bit. Their performances are passable but the film’s ‘rare of the rarest’ funny scenes merit at least one view.
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English (A)
Cast: Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui
Director: Dennis Dugan

Three Monkeys

Servet (Ercan Kesal), a politician facing re-election, is involved in a hit-and-run case. Fearing an electoral debacle, he calls up his driver Eyup (Yavuz Bingol) and convinces him to take the blame with a promise to pay him a hefty sum after he is out of prison.

As Eyup serves his nine-month jail term, his son Ismail (Ahmet Rifta Sungar), desperate to find a job, asks his mother Hacer (Hatice Aslan) to take the money in advance from his father’s boss.

However, after frequent visits to Servet’s office, Hacer falls in love with him. Then, one thing leads to another until her son finds out her illicit relationship. The disastrous drama unfolds when Eyup, after his release, finds out that his wife had been having a fling with his boss. However, in order to avoid responsibilities and stick together, the family, like the allegorical three monkeys, chooses to ignore the truth: refusing to see, hear or even talk about it.

The Three Monkeys is a slow surrealist film with its shabby set. It is more of an art film. The second half, however, picks up the pace a bit, when Ismail discovers his mother’s affair with his dad’s boss. Some of the intriguing questions the film poses are: Is our behaviour defined by our emotional relationship more than by rightful actions? Are we likely to close our eyes to the dead on the streets whom we barely know?

Are we ready to sacrifice ourselves for the survival of our family, at all cost? Though the film is a depressing view of humanity many of us would say, ‘this is the real world.’

It also potrays a woman’s longing for freedom. Hacer tells her son that she never does anything without his father’s permission when he asks her for the money, because it just makes him angry. Therefore, Eyup’s nine-month jail provided Hacer the most wanted freedom in her married life. Having tasted the freedom, Hacer finds it hard to step back to the ways of a demanding husband.

The film’s grey and brown palette perfectly portray the gloomy and oppressive view of our belief that society rests on deceit.

The film is set to test your patience with its slow pace. However, it is worth the time and the money.
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Turkish (A) (With English subtitles)

Cast: Hatice Aslan, Yavuz Bingol, Ercan Kesal, Ahmet Rifat SungarDirector: Nuri Bilge

The Secret Friend

Chris Mooney's The Secret Friend gives me a deja vu. The storyline of this book is strikingly similar to the Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins-starrer Silence of the Lamb in which a young FBI agent, Clarice Starling, tries to catch the psychopath Buffalo Bill, who kidnaps young women and then murders them.

However, in The Secret Friend, instead of having Dr Hannibal Lecter, we have a former FBI agent, who leads a young woman, Crime Scene Investigation detective Darby McCormick, to trackdown a psychopath-murderer.

Darby is asked to investigate a body found floating in the Boston harbour. Her instinct and skill make her believe that the murder is linked to the death of another young woman, Emma Hale, the only daughter of a rich and powerful man.

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Just Prof Mohamad!

During the two years course in Communication and Journalism we were assigned to bring out a daily campus journal. One day, one professor from the department of Sociology passed away leaving the faculty and friends in sorrow. As usual, the Communication students were busy trying to figure out how to profile the deceased.

We started editing his profile when suddenly we realised that we had doubts over his full name. Some of my classmates said, "I think his full name is Professor Mohamad bin Ahmed." Another one quips in, "No, it's only Professor Mohamad." After much confusion the student editor sent me to do the great detective work of finding out the full name of the professor.

I went and got his name from his department. Being in a hurry to escape from the class I barged into the lab and said to the editor, "I got him, His full name is just Professor Mohamad Ahmed."
The news editor typed in the keyboard and within a flash on the computer monitor comes: 'Just Professor Mohamad Ahmed was a lovable….'

I instantly noticed the 'JUST' and told the editor that the professor's name is just simply PROF MOHAMAD AHMED and not PROF JUST MOHAMAD AHMED.

We all had a good laugh. However sad the occasion maybe to the family members, we can't help it. But we gave him a good send-off in our obituary-profile. Nice man makes people smile even when they finally lay down to rest.

*Real name has been changed to protect the identity of the departed soul.